I have to say, I'm feeling much better about the Sabres after doing this to them. Really most of these guys have been okay (or injured - come back, Hank) but they were the ones who I found to be the funniest. This is so stupid, but what can I say, I'm totally cracking up here. Watch and enjoy!
ETA: I take it back. This one's pretty funny too.
(Would it shock you to learn that it's 3:08 a.m. right now?)