I need this thing off like... last week. I can't sleep, I can't eat (okay, I can eat fine), I can't get comfortable, and my butt hurts from all the sitting around. My leg itches, my foot is layered in dry skin, and I'm hot. Oh my gosh, I'm so! friggin! hot! Somebody please turn on the air conditioning!
I need to get out in the world. I need to walk and ride my bike. I need to go to work and complain about how much I hate my job even though I love it. I need to step away from the computer. I posted 32 times in January, people. Thirty-two! I was pretty happy with what I blogged for the first few weeks but now I'm writing about Mark Cuban. Mark Cuban! Why am I even thinking about Mark Cuban?!
I'm losing my mind for reals.