Thursday, December 24, 2009

A Top Shelf Christmas


This is the same lame, lazy post I read three days ago.


You gonna update this thing, or what?


Well, actually, no, I thought I'd take a few days off.  I know you've never done the holidays with us before but it's busy.  Chicken finger pizza, sponge candy and The Muppet Christmas Carol on Christmas Eve, big family shindig on Christmas, my birthday next week,  New Year's Eve.  I mean, it's crazy!


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Come on!  Do you really want to read about the Caps game?  It was disgusting!

 
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Fine!  Playing like garbage + crappy power play + stupid penalties (that d-bag Ovechkin) = godawful game I'd rather just pretend never happened.  Happy now?


 
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You know, I don't like your attitude.  I think you're forgetting which of us is the dog and which of us is the human.  Just for that, I'm breaking out the hat.  Yes, the hat.  You will wear it and you will be happy about it and you will wish everyone a merry Christmas and mean it.



Crap.  Merry Christmas.

5 comments:

amy said...

Cute entry! The hat is nothing compared to what my aunt did to her Rottie for their Christmas card. Her family got a picture of the dog dressed in a Yankees shirt (since she's a Yankees fan) and my uncle's family got a picture of the dog wearing a Cardinals shirt (since he's a Cards fan). After two wardrobe changes, the dog was less than amused.

Merry Christmas to the entire B family!

Shelby Rose said...

Your dog is so cute, Heather! I hope you have a very Merry Christmas!

Vanek's Hair said...

Marlowe seems a bit ornery. Enjoy a few down days from blogging. Merry Christmas.

But....I'll have none of this Ovechkin/d-bag talk.

Patty (in Dallas) said...

Marlowe seems to think she's gaining the upper hand. :D

Hope you had a Merry Christmas!

Mark B said...

Okay, since there's not a new entry since Christmas - everyone should wish Heather a Happy Birthday here! Today's the big day!