This is the same lame, lazy post I read three days ago.
You gonna update this thing, or what?
Well, actually, no, I thought I'd take a few days off. I know you've never done the holidays with us before but it's busy. Chicken finger pizza, sponge candy and The Muppet Christmas Carol on Christmas Eve, big family shindig on Christmas, my birthday next week, New Year's Eve. I mean, it's crazy!
Come on! Do you really want to read about the Caps game? It was disgusting!
Fine! Playing like garbage + crappy power play + stupid penalties (that d-bag Ovechkin) = godawful game I'd rather just pretend never happened. Happy now?
You know, I don't like your attitude. I think you're forgetting which of us is the dog and which of us is the human. Just for that, I'm breaking out the hat. Yes, the hat. You will wear it and you will be happy about it and you will wish everyone a merry Christmas and mean it.
Crap. Merry Christmas.