tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6099439052359653516.post1687513483627361285..comments2023-11-03T09:36:40.604-04:00Comments on Top Shelf: PLEASE NOTE: SARCASM AND IMMATURITY AHEAD!Heather B.http://www.blogger.com/profile/06796852014625052317noreply@blogger.comBlogger16125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6099439052359653516.post-19739655606570163122007-12-18T21:12:00.000-05:002007-12-18T21:12:00.000-05:00Aw, man!Aw, man!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6099439052359653516.post-42234742525744650642007-12-18T21:02:00.000-05:002007-12-18T21:02:00.000-05:00PG, it could be true but unfortunately you were no...PG, it <I>could</I> be true but unfortunately you were <I>not</I> cleared for further comments yet so I'm going to have to ignore you. Sorry!Heather B.https://www.blogger.com/profile/06796852014625052317noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6099439052359653516.post-2113623937662048952007-12-18T20:43:00.000-05:002007-12-18T20:43:00.000-05:00Pensgirl, your name makes me suspicious. Are you n...<I>Pensgirl, your name makes me suspicious. Are you named after small, waddly, arctic animals or a certain hockey team? I need this information before I can clear you for any further comments.</I><BR/><BR/>What if I told you "neither, I'm named after a writing implement?"<BR/><BR/>What? It could be true!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6099439052359653516.post-32401600211632352182007-12-18T18:06:00.000-05:002007-12-18T18:06:00.000-05:00No WONDER those Pens fans got upset when I made fu...No WONDER those Pens fans got upset when I made fun of Sidney Crosby! Thank you for setting me straight!<BR/><BR/>-TheTickAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6099439052359653516.post-52100700524788001152007-12-18T11:51:00.000-05:002007-12-18T11:51:00.000-05:00I will now go remove the Buffalo Sabres sign from ...I will now go remove the Buffalo Sabres sign from my car and refrain from wearing the sacred blue and gold here in the land of the Avs. Thank you for you setting me straight.<BR/><BR/>Ok never going to happen! Thanks for the laughs this morning.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6099439052359653516.post-38575963277499358992007-12-17T21:44:00.000-05:002007-12-17T21:44:00.000-05:00If I was born in Ontario (but not Toronto, and Ott...If I was born in Ontario (but not Toronto, and Ottawa hadn't yet gotten their team back) do I have to be a Toronto fan? Or does the fact that I then moved to Edmonton for 3 years let me remain an Oilers fan?<BR/><BR/>Or maybe I should be a Sabres fan, being as they're the closest NHL team to where I was born?MikePhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10375194128590298131noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6099439052359653516.post-77937316667468329632007-12-17T16:09:00.000-05:002007-12-17T16:09:00.000-05:00But, but, but......**weeps tears of pure sadness a...But, but, but......<BR/><BR/>**weeps tears of pure sadness as he turns in all his blue and gold for the black and red of NJ**<BR/><BR/>No, wait a second....<BR/><BR/>**Throws on the "Royal Order of the Water Buffalo" hat and runs around town screaming Let's Go, Buf-Fa-Lo!**Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6099439052359653516.post-85153021827035164162007-12-17T13:04:00.000-05:002007-12-17T13:04:00.000-05:00Pookie, I'll accept your laughter but that's it. ...Pookie, I'll accept your laughter but that's it. Move along now, move along.<BR/><BR/>Pensgirl, your name makes me suspicious. Are you named after small, waddly, arctic animals or a certain hockey team? I need this information before I can clear you for any further comments.<BR/><BR/>Gambler, you're not coming in very clear - I can only assume you're currently in Minnesota. I guess the real question is, what are your plans for after college? Are you going to put your post-graduate dollars into Buffalo's economy or someone else's. Let me know and then we can discuss the Land of Jochen. Sticky issue.Heather B.https://www.blogger.com/profile/06796852014625052317noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6099439052359653516.post-60254711172269569772007-12-17T12:00:00.000-05:002007-12-17T12:00:00.000-05:00Am I allowed to comment if I've been through Buffa...Am I allowed to comment if I've been <B>through</B> Buffalo?<BR/><BR/>Seriously, Heather, I was already atwitter when I very nearly spit out my water upon seeing the picture. Perfect capper to the perfect post!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6099439052359653516.post-70206785173162097252007-12-17T11:32:00.000-05:002007-12-17T11:32:00.000-05:00So I'd like to know where I stand, Heather. Techni...So I'd like to know where I stand, Heather. Technically I still call Buffalo home, but most of the year I'm in Minnesota. Does this mean only half of the things I say count? Am I only allowed to comment here once I'm safely within the borders of WNY? And then at all other times I'm dead to you?<BR/><BR/>And <I>most importantly</I>, does this mean I can't wear my Yo-Yo sweater while I'm in the Land of Jochen?!Gamblerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04689781483939487937noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6099439052359653516.post-81757651622675480772007-12-17T11:28:00.000-05:002007-12-17T11:28:00.000-05:00Oooh, I wanna comment so bad, but I'm not a Sabres...Oooh, I wanna comment so bad, but I'm not a Sabres fan! Do I get even just tiny commenting rights for the fact that when I leave NJ for time off my #1 vacation spot is Buffalo? That must give me enough lee-way to leave this, right:<BR/><BR/>:^::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::<BR/>:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::<BR/>::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::<BR/>:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::;Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6099439052359653516.post-65596763074438042912007-12-17T11:21:00.000-05:002007-12-17T11:21:00.000-05:00Karen, I apologize if I offended you - I ASSURE yo...Karen, I apologize if I offended you - I ASSURE you that I was being sarcastic in pretty much the entire post and I in no way expect people outside of Buffalo to NOT cheer for Buffalo teams. The more the merrier, I say! This was in response to a suggestion that people living outside of Buffalo don't really love Buffalo. Perhaps not the most mature way to respond, but hey, I totally feel better.<BR/><BR/>Hey, Kate, look at Meg, the traitor! She shouldn't even be here right now! Am I right or am I right? (sarcasm!)Heather B.https://www.blogger.com/profile/06796852014625052317noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6099439052359653516.post-22287348713020667672007-12-17T11:19:00.000-05:002007-12-17T11:19:00.000-05:00Good grief Heather, what's next? Not allowing Sabr...Good grief Heather, what's next? Not allowing Sabres fans to wear their gear when they go on vacation? When I go to Ohio this summer, does this mean I have to not wear Sabres gear because I might be infringing on the Blue Jackets turf? <BR/><BR/>Seriously, though. Thank you for a great laugh to start the day.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01565188346733253404noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6099439052359653516.post-1840334987172474102007-12-17T11:01:00.000-05:002007-12-17T11:01:00.000-05:00I had a comment to make but I get the distinct imp...I had a comment to make but I get the distinct impression that I'm not welcome here. Whatever, Heather, WHATEVER (I'm totally making that super-cool "w" sign with my hands <I>right</I> now).Meghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09694504731204384103noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6099439052359653516.post-57516667798388278752007-12-17T10:03:00.000-05:002007-12-17T10:03:00.000-05:00Hockey fans are sometimes born, not made, fans of ...Hockey fans are sometimes born, not made, fans of a particular team. I was lucky enough to be born a Sabres fan and spent a good deal of my life in and around Buffalo, so I survived to adulthood. For a variety of reasons, I now live an alternate state and am SHOCKED that you would even SUGGEST I turn in my Sabres stuff! You can have all the icky red and black crap but my Blue & Gold is sacred and I will fight you for it and my right to wear it. I do agree with your other rules for attending away games. Aside from wearing the colors - my God given right, having been born a Sabres fan - I am a very polite fan in foreign arenas and feel true shame when others are not as courteous. Perhaps they just don't understand that true superiority affords the luxury of benevolence?karenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01015005627576368267noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6099439052359653516.post-46238189678605462462007-12-17T09:51:00.000-05:002007-12-17T09:51:00.000-05:00HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH<BR/>AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA<BR/>A"HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA<BR/><BR/>Thanks, Heather. I've <I>wondering</I> why everyone hates us in DC. This really clears things up. <BR/><BR/>Great post!Katebitshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16109946246657364885noreply@blogger.com